harrysthefather:

does anyone ever like get all happy bc when u wipe theres no blood and u think your period is over so u stop wearing pads/tampons but then like 3 hours later u go to the bathroom adn u cry bc ur underwear is ruined and u were wrong and betrayed by ur vagina 

missvoltairine:

A woman: men need to stop murdering women.

Some dude: um I think you mean PEOPLE need to stop murdering PEOPLE

A woman: no actually I was talking specifically about violence against women.

Some dude: OMG????!!!!!! YOU THINK MEN DESERVE TO DIE??????!!!!!?!?!?! EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS SAYING VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN IS OKAY????!!!?!?!?!! women are so ILLOGICAL thankfully I am here to REASON WITH YOU, hate breeds hate ok

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

kindofleigh:

The last kid knows what’s up.

gangstapayne:

disneyworld: we’re the happiest place on earth

one direction concerts: stay woke bitch

eroticfriendfictions:

Tina takes the Ice Bucket Challenge (x)

me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
me: what are we

hiiifly:

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

lindsaychrist:

THE TEA IS SPILLED

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

french-montana-fries: